Why is this worthless 'announcement bar' the only thing I can edit when I am the freaking the store owner?!
*realizes he was double-crossed by his CMO (Canine Marketing Officer)*
BESSIE!!! You devious four-legged traitor!! How dare you scale down my admin permissions on MY own store!!! We talked about this!! Your “marketing strategy” better work, Missy — or else you've earned a one-way ticket to the SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!!
